That's not far from reality.
Two more of the bits of advice he offered in "Unfit to print: The secrets that journalists never told you, until now ," his "Below the Beltway" column on the back page of the December 13 Washington Post Magazine:
♦ Remember always that your word is your bond. "Off the record" means off the record, unless it's something you can use to embarrass a Republican.A parody?
♦ Never, ever write directly about the mandatory class you took in journalism school in how to give aid and comfort to America's enemies at home and abroad, or the seminar in how to disrespect the memories of our fallen heroes. These classes are a fraternal secret, like Skull and Bones.
Eric Shansby provided a "scale of justice" illustration (larger image)  showing a journalist pressing his finger down in favor of a Democratic donkey over a Republican elephant.
- Brent Baker is Vice President for Research and Publications at the Media Research Center