What do you call a pimp with a cane, bright purple suit, and a feather in his cap? Modern Family, because apparently creativity went out the window last night, and clichés replaced it.
Things started off on a sour note with an ill-fated Missouri/misery joke. Don't get me wrong, I love mocking flyover country as much as anyone else. That's how a Philly boy like myself survives. That and cheesesteaks. But how tired is the Missouri/misery shtick?!? At least be clever with your mockery, Modern Family. Instead, all we got was a misery joke, farm life clichés, and your typical old person homophobia (because it could never be a principled stand).
What do you call a 25 year old...