Health Insurance: Your Ticket to Eternal Life

Nicholas Kristof unwittingly reveals the secret to immortality in a column pushing for greater access to health care.
From Nicholas Kristof's Thursday column pushing greater access to health care:

One careful study after another has shown that uninsured people are significantly more likely to die than insured people. That's because diseases are caught at later stages on uninsured people, and they don't get treated so well.



A truly careful study would have verified that the likelihood of a person dying remain, as always, a perfect 100%.