Clandestine Classics Porns Up Classic Literature
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But Jane Eyre and Sherlock Holmes arenât the only beloved characters to be bastardized by writers behind the laughable Clandestine Classics. Thanks to publisher Total E-Bound audiences can relive their hormone-infused high school fanfiction days through a plethora of classic tales, from the Bronte sisters to Jules Verneâs â20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.â
Arenât convinced? Visit their website, and read a few pornographic excerpts for yourself.
âI've often wondered whether the Bronte sisters, if they were alive today, would have gone down the erotic romance route," mused Claire Siemaszkiewicz, the company founder.â Thereâs a lot of underlying sexual tension in their stories."
Siemaszkiewiczâs comments mirror how this generation has warped romance entirely. Today, sexual deviancy is the new form of love, as shown by the nationâs infatuation with the explicit "50 Shades of Grey" bondage trilogy.
With the gay agenda constantly thrust into the limelight, a homoerotic re-telling of âSherlock Holmesâ and â20,000 Leagues Under the Seaâ will surely find favor with liberals while â50 Shadesâ addicts are busy downloading societyâs newest low in âPride and Prejudice,â the racy adult version.
The Bronte sisters and other classic English lit authors are surely spinning in their graves at the new meaning of Mr. Rochester commanding Jane Eyre to âGrab yonder branch!â